Simon
Raedts

Slumdog Millionaire in reverse.

Haarlem, The Netherlands

Past

Wage Slave — Someone Else's Dream

Broke the golden handcuffs.

Formative years

Empire Builder — Various Ventures

Built things. Some of them lasted.

Early career

Magician — Self-employed

Sometimes smoke is just smoke.
Go figure.

Mid career

Jetsetter — Real Estate

Fast riser. Faster faller.
Leaving that experience on the shelf would be the real crime.

2000s – 2010s

Alumni — The Big House

I hear the train a comin'...

Class of '21

Chairman — The Board

Some curtains never close.

2010s

Stuntman — Clusterfck Inc.

I do my own stunts.

Ongoing

Current

Chairman — IYKYK Inc.

The best is yet to come.

2020 – present

Enforcer — Dutch Disciplinary Law

Almost perfect track record.
Don't hate the player...

2020 – present

Founder — MMBS

Monday Morning Beerdrinkers Society.
Membership by introduction only.

Since 2021

Education

BSc — The Art of the Deal

Class of '05

School of Life — Various Institutions

Formative years

— What are we going to do tonight?

— The same thing we do every night.

Coming up next — Act II.